Goonhub
01-29-2013, 02:56 PM
I don't have the chat log unfortunately and I didn't do this alone so I don't know if it counts, but here is a brief summary of a round where I and Dotty Spud turned the entire station into monkeys a couple weeks ago.
I was a traitor genetecist and only had to kill a couple people and then survive until the end of the round. 30 minutes in I had killed both targets and nobody was the wiser except for one annoying scientist I sent down a disposals chute earlier, luckily nobody cared what he had to say about me, but his yelling was getting annoying so I went back to genetics where he was waiting for me to finish him off. I mindslaved Dotty Spud (a Staff Assistant who was standing in the room and then I killed the scientist. Since I already completed my objectives, I had no orders to give Dotty; so he suggested that we monkey everyone on the station.
For the first couple minutes we just made a bunch of injectors and then found random people in the hall, tased them, and put them in the DNA modifier and then I threw them down disposals. After about 6 or 7 monkeys were sent to disposals, I went down there and walled it off so they couldn't escape from monkey prison. But Dotty just released the ones he monkeyed back onto the station. In a short while almost everyone was a monkey except those pesky new arrivals, then we got those and bolted down the arrivals shuttle. Unfortunately, one of those new arrivals was an engineer who decided to release the monkeys from prison and then about 10 or so more monkeys were out to kill me and Dotty.
Somehow the monkey hoard managed to obtain a taser, some banana peels, and a c-saber. They were using some sort of teamwork to try and trip us with the peels and then beat us to death, but it didn't work too well, still admirable though. I think one of them managed to stun Dotty at some point, but I think I got there and killed that monkey before Dotty was hurt much. All that was left to do, was monkey the miners who just arrived to wait for the escape shuttle. Unfortunately, I had no spacesuit and we couldn't really fight them so I think only one of them got monkeyed by Dotty or something.
TL;DR: After 30 minutes of doing nothing interesting as a traitor, decided to monkey the entire station with my mindslave.
I was a traitor genetecist and only had to kill a couple people and then survive until the end of the round. 30 minutes in I had killed both targets and nobody was the wiser except for one annoying scientist I sent down a disposals chute earlier, luckily nobody cared what he had to say about me, but his yelling was getting annoying so I went back to genetics where he was waiting for me to finish him off. I mindslaved Dotty Spud (a Staff Assistant who was standing in the room and then I killed the scientist. Since I already completed my objectives, I had no orders to give Dotty; so he suggested that we monkey everyone on the station.
For the first couple minutes we just made a bunch of injectors and then found random people in the hall, tased them, and put them in the DNA modifier and then I threw them down disposals. After about 6 or 7 monkeys were sent to disposals, I went down there and walled it off so they couldn't escape from monkey prison. But Dotty just released the ones he monkeyed back onto the station. In a short while almost everyone was a monkey except those pesky new arrivals, then we got those and bolted down the arrivals shuttle. Unfortunately, one of those new arrivals was an engineer who decided to release the monkeys from prison and then about 10 or so more monkeys were out to kill me and Dotty.
Somehow the monkey hoard managed to obtain a taser, some banana peels, and a c-saber. They were using some sort of teamwork to try and trip us with the peels and then beat us to death, but it didn't work too well, still admirable though. I think one of them managed to stun Dotty at some point, but I think I got there and killed that monkey before Dotty was hurt much. All that was left to do, was monkey the miners who just arrived to wait for the escape shuttle. Unfortunately, I had no spacesuit and we couldn't really fight them so I think only one of them got monkeyed by Dotty or something.
TL;DR: After 30 minutes of doing nothing interesting as a traitor, decided to monkey the entire station with my mindslave.