Goonhub
06-12-2015, 06:33 PM
Loaf
I started the round as a traitor captain. I was slightly annoyed, because I had intended to play as captain in order to do loafing shenanigans without having to build an insane loafing contraption. I decided to do some loafing shenanigans anyway, planning to break away from loafing a fair bit into the round to do something. I didn't know what I was going to do as traitor.
It turns out that I would loaf all round. After a few loaf cycles, the chef asked me to help me him in the kitchen, alone. I complied, and he mindslaved me. I pointed out how I was already traitor, and we had a laugh before deciding to try and work out a course of action. While we were in the process of this, two more people busted into the kitchen. They proceeded to mindslave me, due to being captain, and restrain the chef. Suddenly, after a bit of panicked screaming, we realized that all four of us were traitors. Four traitors, who were now essentially working together due to the bounds of mindslavery. After a bit of mucking about on what to do, I suggested we do a loafing gimmick, as inspired by my earlier messing around. This was met with great approval, and thus we set out to accomplish our epic task of loafing the entire crew.
I don't know what the hell happened. I gave members of our party all-access ID's, and then we scattered for a little bit. I don't know when it started, but what resulted was comparable to an assembly line. Two members of our group murdered/harvested the highly confused crew and dragged them to the kitchen. The chef then did things to the bodies, I'm not quite sure what. Finally, I loafed the bodies alongside a "master loaf", and then retrieved the resultant loaf from the brig. This went on until the 60+ minute mark, and station was essentially depopulated from our shenanigans. The AI was even subverted in our favor and helped us by beating the shit out of some people.
Sadly, the master loaf was lost shortly before the round end. The chef also attempted to fulfill his objective of "Die of a glorious death" by attempting to loaf us together at the very end of the round. He failed, and I loafed his poor soul. The members of the loafing conspiracy that were still alive and I escaped on the shuttle, and that was the end of our loafing party.
The round was great fun, though I do recognize that our shenanigans in dragging out the round and killing everyone made a few people justifiably salty. Sorry to those people, but in the end, the loafing conspiracy was great fun.
I started the round as a traitor captain. I was slightly annoyed, because I had intended to play as captain in order to do loafing shenanigans without having to build an insane loafing contraption. I decided to do some loafing shenanigans anyway, planning to break away from loafing a fair bit into the round to do something. I didn't know what I was going to do as traitor.
It turns out that I would loaf all round. After a few loaf cycles, the chef asked me to help me him in the kitchen, alone. I complied, and he mindslaved me. I pointed out how I was already traitor, and we had a laugh before deciding to try and work out a course of action. While we were in the process of this, two more people busted into the kitchen. They proceeded to mindslave me, due to being captain, and restrain the chef. Suddenly, after a bit of panicked screaming, we realized that all four of us were traitors. Four traitors, who were now essentially working together due to the bounds of mindslavery. After a bit of mucking about on what to do, I suggested we do a loafing gimmick, as inspired by my earlier messing around. This was met with great approval, and thus we set out to accomplish our epic task of loafing the entire crew.
I don't know what the hell happened. I gave members of our party all-access ID's, and then we scattered for a little bit. I don't know when it started, but what resulted was comparable to an assembly line. Two members of our group murdered/harvested the highly confused crew and dragged them to the kitchen. The chef then did things to the bodies, I'm not quite sure what. Finally, I loafed the bodies alongside a "master loaf", and then retrieved the resultant loaf from the brig. This went on until the 60+ minute mark, and station was essentially depopulated from our shenanigans. The AI was even subverted in our favor and helped us by beating the shit out of some people.
Sadly, the master loaf was lost shortly before the round end. The chef also attempted to fulfill his objective of "Die of a glorious death" by attempting to loaf us together at the very end of the round. He failed, and I loafed his poor soul. The members of the loafing conspiracy that were still alive and I escaped on the shuttle, and that was the end of our loafing party.
The round was great fun, though I do recognize that our shenanigans in dragging out the round and killing everyone made a few people justifiably salty. Sorry to those people, but in the end, the loafing conspiracy was great fun.