Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Sir Grodus [145.9] says, "At my casino"
Sir Grodus [145.9] says, "Our prizes include, chameleon projectors, rad poison crossbows and cash"
Sir Grodus [145.9] exclaims, "Come now!"
Philip Farmer [145.9] says, "yeah, where is IT"
Sir Grodus [145.9] says, "Security maint"

Philip Farmer says, "I am here for the cash"
Philip Farmer throws the Tank transfer valve!
Philip Farmer says, "take that in lieu of 1000 credits"
[...]
I'm out of cash.

Sir Grodus says, "Hard, your turn"
Sir Grodus asks, "And what is your prize?"
Hard Boiled whispers, "*** ** I pl***"

Sir Grodus asks, "Dice or coin?"
Hard Boiled says, "A round of coin and dice, please."
Sir Grodus asks, "And your prize?"

Sir Grodus says, "Chameleon, poison bow or cash"
Hard Boiled says, "Hmm. Never used a lizard. I choose that."
Sir Grodus says, "Heads or tails"
Hard Boiled says, "Tails."
Sir Grodus throws the coin.
The coin comes up tails

[...]I am back with more cash.
Philip Farmer says, "I am here for the cash"
[...]I win and lose a ton of money until...
Philip Farmer says, "ah! but I have 1 thousand left"
Philip Farmer says, "1"
Sir Grodus says, "4"
Philip Farmer throws the dice.
The dice shows Four.
Sir Grodus says, "YES"
Philip Farmer says, "I am truly broke"
Sir Grodus says, "LOSER"

[...]And now the good stuff
Hard Boiled asks, "Care to take a loan...?"
Sir Grodus says, "Loans are your legs AKA your life"
Philip Farmer says, "yes"
Philip Farmer says, "definitely"
Sir Grodus says, "You can bet with no money but if you lose"
Philip Farmer says, "how much is it worth"
Sir Grodus says, "Grinder time"
Hard Boiled says, "How much."
Sir Grodus says, "2000 cash"
Philip Farmer says, "I'll take it"
Sir Grodus says, "Okay then"
Philip Farmer says, "both thousands at once"
Philip Farmer says, "number 1"
Sir Grodus says, "4"
Philip Farmer throws the dice.
The dice shows Four.
Philip Farmer says, "ah! I am dead"
Sir Grodus says, "Okay come quietly"

[...]In which my life is ransomed.
Hard Boiled exclaims, "WAIT!"
Sir Grodus asks, "Wait?"
Hard Boiled asks, "How much is his life worth?"
Sir Grodus says, "2000 with intrest of 100%"
Sir Grodus says, "This is a loan shark casino"
Hard Boiled asks, "Kid, you want to live?"
Philip Farmer says, "I want to live"

Sir Grodus says, "Hard Boiled is offering to pay your debt"
Hard Boiled says, "In full."
Philip Farmer says, "a good deed"
Sir Grodus says, "4000 credits"
Hard Boiled says, "One condition, kid..."
Philip Farmer says, "what is it"
Amusing Duck honks, "wacka"
Amusing Duck honks, "wacka"
Amusing Duck honks, "wacka"
Amusing Duck honks, "quacky"
Hard Boiled says, "You play a round of dice for me. The stakes are death."
Philip Farmer says, "yes"
Philip Farmer says, "I will take the chance"

Hard Boiled [145.9] says, "I am now betting the life of my debt slave for the best game of chance at the Casino."
Sir Grodus asks, "Philip is on the line?"
Hard Boiled says, "He is."
Philip Farmer says, "I am"
Sir Grodus says, "2000 credits worth he is"
Hard Boiled says, "Are you ready? I have never lost."
Sir Grodus says, "We play dice"
Sir Grodus says, "Pick your number"
Hard Boiled says, "2."
Sir Grodus says, "4"
Sir Grodus throws the dice.
The dice shows Two.
Sir Grodus frowns.
Philip Farmer exclaims, "ah!"
Sir Grodus says, "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Sir Grodus says, "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"

[...]A fight to the death.
Hard Boiled exclaims, "An IDEA!"
Sir Grodus says, "Okay Philip the d20 please"
Sir Grodus says, "Lets do a three way"
Hard Boiled [145.9] asks, "Winner leaves with his life. The loser dies anyway the winner wants. How about that?"
Sir Grodus says, "Yep"
Philip Farmer [145.9] says, "I'm in"
Sir Grodus says, "Choose your numbers"
[...]
Sir Grodus says, "8"
Hard Boiled says, "17."
Philip Farmer says, "mmh... 5"
Sir Grodus throws D20.
D20 shows Five.

Sir Grodus says, "Philip as the winner of our lives and my cache"
Sir Grodus says, "He4 decides how we both die"
Philip Farmer says, "both of you. fight to the death"
Philip Farmer says, "fists only"
Sir Grodus says, "Okay"
Sir Grodus says, "Hold on"
Philip Farmer says, "loser gets thrown into the grinder"
Sir Grodus says, "A rad bow each"
Philip Farmer says, "radbow works too. it's one shot anyway"
Philip Farmer says, "then fists"
Sir Grodus says, "Coutn down"
Philip Farmer says, "3...2..."
Philip Farmer says, "1"

Sir Grodus has grabbed Hard Boiled passively!
Hard Boiled stumbles a little!
Sir Grodus has grabbed Hard Boiled passively!
Sir Grodus throws Hard Boiled.

Hard Boiled got ground. Sir Grodus wins the fight.