Xavieri for Head of Security

[Xavieri]

Hat.

I come in here to approve and I read this blasphemy??!!

Hey man, don't be hating on the hat. When you're out there in the space rain, would you rather keep your head warm and dry or get it all cold and wet as the beret gets all floppy? I mean sure, the beret is all stylish and all, but all headwear should have their chance to shine.