Goonhub
06-05-2015, 10:03 PM
Syndicate AI module(roboticist): Hacks the AI's laws to make laws 1 and 2 refer to syndicate operatives. Also anyone wearing a machine language implant becomes a mindslave to the AI. The AI turrets will not shoot at syndicate operatives after upload so feel free to set them to lethal.
Monkey serum(geneticist, scientist): enough stable mutagen+monkey blood to turn anyone into a monkey. try loading it into a medibot for lols!
cursed clown mask(chaplain): everything you need to cluwne one unfortunate victim!
sacrifical knife (chaplain): target chest, set to harm, cut out victim's heart. You don't need an operating table for this. Hearts extracted with this knife make you robust when eaten!
net(test subject): just like the one in planet of the apes. Grab humans, drag them around, and throw them into the crusher.
Fuck you balloon: Does nothing, costs all your telecrystals, has a funny message (containing the name of whoever ordered it) when you examine it. If it appears in a supply crate it will be the only item in the crate. It's also indestructable and can't fit into your backpack. Good luck!
Monkey serum(geneticist, scientist): enough stable mutagen+monkey blood to turn anyone into a monkey. try loading it into a medibot for lols!
cursed clown mask(chaplain): everything you need to cluwne one unfortunate victim!
sacrifical knife (chaplain): target chest, set to harm, cut out victim's heart. You don't need an operating table for this. Hearts extracted with this knife make you robust when eaten!
net(test subject): just like the one in planet of the apes. Grab humans, drag them around, and throw them into the crusher.
Fuck you balloon: Does nothing, costs all your telecrystals, has a funny message (containing the name of whoever ordered it) when you examine it. If it appears in a supply crate it will be the only item in the crate. It's also indestructable and can't fit into your backpack. Good luck!