Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Sundance]

I decided to put a recorder in my pocket and just monologue as a detective about what was going on, made for some good detective work and looking back made for a great story. This is everything from it, spanning two tapes. It was a wraith round.

Sundance Feely [Log] "test"
Sundance Feely [Log] "this is the detective speaking. I am using this robust device to record my voice at all times. It is in your interest to listen if I am somehow dead"

Sundance Feely [Log] "osku bacon, gibs outside security"
Sundance Feely [Log] "grizzly way to go."

Sundance Feely [Log] "mark fitzgerald, corpse drained in space"
Sundance Feely [Log] "outside airbridge"
Sundance Feely [Log] "we have a demonic being it seems"

Sundance Feely [Log] "discount dan is added to the list of the wraiths victims"

Sundance Feely [Log] "how did you die chatzkel?"
Sundance Feely [Log] "no talk from citzel. Probably died from his own stupidity"

Sundance Feely [Log] "explosive tomatoes, grace schiff. Another oddity"

Sundance Feely [Log] "some sort of weird hair"
Sundance Feely [Log] "tried it on. Made me itch and cry. Something wrong with me"

Sundance Feely [Log] "dried blood. no trace. Monkeys."

Sundance Feely [Log] "a dumb dildo nods at me" (aside someone was labelled as a dumb dildo)
Sundance Feely [Log] "what is this life"
Sundance Feely [Log] "and how did i get here"

Sundance Feely [Log] "you fancied this place up nicely ted." (aside, janitor done up his room adjacent to his)
Sundance Feely [Log] "its actually quite respectable."

Sundance Feely [Log] "janitor refurbishes a room. A trick? Most likely."

Sundance Feely [Log] "geoff are you still alive?"
Sundance Feely [Log] "the sec hq has been infested with bees. The one person i trust is not responding. What a shit sandwich"
Sundance Feely [Log] "the hos has been replaced with a vuvuzela wielding maniac of a captain. I'd drink, but I need my voice."

Sundance Feely [Log] "blurt blandcaster is naked and staring into space. He succumbed to madness, just like all these other assholes in this shit tincan"

Sundance Feely [Log] "robert sexigton a fellow officer, getting beaten to near death from a revived corpse. Managed to take it down, but not before injuring myself."

Sundance Feely [Log] "bob dolf picks a fight with a bee. Does not end well"

Sundance Feely [Log] "fellow robotic enforcer beepsky seems to be acting odd. Ted Crilly is poisoned in disposals asking for help. Responding"

Sundance Feely [Log] "a firelock"
Sundance Feely [Log] "prevents me for accessing ted. Bad"
Sundance Feely [Log] "should brought a crowbar"

Sundance Feely [Log] "Don't get here on time. It's a mess."
Sundance Feely [Log] "blood everywhere"
Sundance Feely [Log] "found him."
Sundance Feely [Log] "dead."
Sundance Feely [Log] "Tox reports says there's THC and booze in him. Capasaicin, but nothing else. Died of suffocation"
Sundance Feely [Log] "do something only a good man would do. Clone the poor bastard"


Sundance Feely [Log] "medbays a nuthouse. Blood and ghostly actions everywhere. Not a place for a detective"
Sundance Feely [Log] "another corpse. Totus Ubertas"
Sundance Feely [Log] "died of severe suffocation. Appears to be suicide. Don't blame him"

Sundance Feely [Log] "roy brindles skull. Not good."

Sundance Feely [Log] "found the cause of the ominous droning. It's an artifact. would fit in nicely with medbay"


Sundance Feely [Log] "Ted the janitor got cloned, but the grim reaper was not done with him. Gasped my name with his last dying breath before the wraith sucked it out of him."
Sundance Feely [Log] "he is now a husk of his former self."

Sundance Feely [Log] "i manage to get the shuttle called. Maybe i'll get out of this lovecraftian nightmare"

Sundance Feely [Log] "The shuttle arrives in 3 minutes. But so is asteroids from the west. Or is it east? Death from above or from below?"

Sundance Feely [Log] "I dodge an asteroid and make it on the shuttle. There are several defunct securitrons from centcom that managed to make it aboard the shuttle. Everyone is naked. I'm ready to go home" (Aside: People were naked due to this weird bug of cloning)
Sundance Feely [Log] "The Wraith is ever present. It reveals itself only to be punched in the face. Deserving for what it did to ted"
Sundance Feely [Log] "The shuttle is now in warpdrive. Clown nearly teeters out the airlock. Nearly.
Sundance Feely [Log] "I let a naked handcuffed man who begged to be let into the security section of the ship. There's room, and I cant have another death on my hands today
Sundance Feely [Log] "The shuttle arrives. Am I safe? Is this centcom? The only thing that is certain is the booze in my bagpack.

--END LOG