Goonhub
06-03-2015, 05:43 PM
This is an rather old story, but i feel it still deserves to be told =
I was on the Soviet ship messing around with the chemi-compiler (when it first came out) when some dude came in,He saw me and killed me because LOLZ i must be a syndicate because i was on a russian ship! I adminhelp and respawned and the guy apologized to the admins.
I went back to working on the Chemi-compiler when he starts pestering me about top secret recipes, Especially fermid which at the time was being abused to spawn hordes of nearly un-killable Fermids. After a while i got sick of listening to him whine and beg for recipes and decided to tell him how to make Fermids the top secret way!
I told him the only way to make fermid is Inject radium(or was it unstable mutagen, i'm not sure) and ants into your body and start dancing which would combine the ants and the (insert radioactive substence here) causing them to mutate into the hordes of fermids he was used to while posing no threat to him because the ants would take up all the radation and would NEVER harm the creature that birthed them.
He of course believed me and followed my steps to the T, Now it seems i attracted a horde of admins (and ghosts who happened to hear my lie) who were listening to make sure the dude didn't do any more shit. They in-turn decided to play along and spawn 2 fermids which proceeded to kill both me and the dude. They then procceded to yell at me for telling the secret recipe for fermid on the fourms and procceded to ban me (change my name to the old name i used before, tim kellog). The said player THEN procceded to run around spreading my lie to diffrent people and getting them to beileve it before getting banned for being shit
Why does this deserve to be put in the best moments ever thread you might ask?! Well if you look on the chemistry wiki you will find a recipe know as the spider which has two recipes and one of them is the following- Ingest ants + unstable mutagen and use the *dance emote I started a shitty ingame joke recipe, Wooh!
I was on the Soviet ship messing around with the chemi-compiler (when it first came out) when some dude came in,He saw me and killed me because LOLZ i must be a syndicate because i was on a russian ship! I adminhelp and respawned and the guy apologized to the admins.
I went back to working on the Chemi-compiler when he starts pestering me about top secret recipes, Especially fermid which at the time was being abused to spawn hordes of nearly un-killable Fermids. After a while i got sick of listening to him whine and beg for recipes and decided to tell him how to make Fermids the top secret way!
I told him the only way to make fermid is Inject radium(or was it unstable mutagen, i'm not sure) and ants into your body and start dancing which would combine the ants and the (insert radioactive substence here) causing them to mutate into the hordes of fermids he was used to while posing no threat to him because the ants would take up all the radation and would NEVER harm the creature that birthed them.
He of course believed me and followed my steps to the T, Now it seems i attracted a horde of admins (and ghosts who happened to hear my lie) who were listening to make sure the dude didn't do any more shit. They in-turn decided to play along and spawn 2 fermids which proceeded to kill both me and the dude. They then procceded to yell at me for telling the secret recipe for fermid on the fourms and procceded to ban me (change my name to the old name i used before, tim kellog). The said player THEN procceded to run around spreading my lie to diffrent people and getting them to beileve it before getting banned for being shit
Why does this deserve to be put in the best moments ever thread you might ask?! Well if you look on the chemistry wiki you will find a recipe know as the spider which has two recipes and one of them is the following- Ingest ants + unstable mutagen and use the *dance emote I started a shitty ingame joke recipe, Wooh!