Goonhub
05-28-2015, 07:10 PM
Last night I was playing, and this medic and I had a disagreement that inadvertantly lead to her death (a bug or something caused it)... welp... she was mad and refused to be cloned... so I dragged her to escape and put her on a table. I lit her body with thermite and phlog. Announced Iw as giving her a viking funeral. The sec office who had handled the dispute came out to pay his respects.
I gave a eulogy about how this doctor admired me so much, and how their last words were in admiration of me. Chair starts spinning.
I light a cigarette on the corpse and smoke it.
Chair starts spinning frantically.
I start talking about how I know they'd want everyone to know just how much they looked up to me.
Chair spins like mad.
Then the blob pops out of east maint.
The sec officer yells "Appease it!" we toss her corpse at the blob and run.
I am a bad person.
I gave a eulogy about how this doctor admired me so much, and how their last words were in admiration of me. Chair starts spinning.
I light a cigarette on the corpse and smoke it.
Chair starts spinning frantically.
I start talking about how I know they'd want everyone to know just how much they looked up to me.
Chair spins like mad.
Then the blob pops out of east maint.
The sec officer yells "Appease it!" we toss her corpse at the blob and run.
I am a bad person.