Goonhub
01-25-2013, 01:19 PM
I was simply a detective trying to make things right
He was just a HoP trying to save the station
He was just a sec officer trying bring justice and aid to those who need it
He was just a monkey gone vigilante, trying to stop the ne'er-do-wells
He was just a clown
Together, we stopped the ones causing trouble and saved the station.
Let me start at the beginning. I was first suspicious when I walked into my office to find somebody with all access messing with the security records. Due to a fear of compromise I decided to tell the HoS in person, rather than over the sec frequency. I arranged a meeting in his office and spoke with him there. Upon arriving a spurt of chaos errupted. I should take this time to mention sec had been dealing with a clown who had broken into the brig all round. Needless to say our discussion was postponned while we cleared the office out.
At the end of it all, only me, Edison the detective, Zorafm the HoS and Flick the sec officer were left in the office. I told my conserns to him and began fixing the security records as best I could. It was at that time the AI was subverted. The main door out of the office was elecrified, and none of us had gloves. A monkey came in from the bridge, but that door was soon electrified also. That left simply us and the monkey in there.
Out of fear or suspicion, we shocked the monkey against the door and cuffed him. This was due to his attempts to hide from us but, looking back on it, I think he was simply trying to aviod what we ended up doing to him. After searching through his backpack we found many cuffs, a taser, a flash and the port-a-brig remote. After briefly questioning why he might have had them, we shrugged it off and celebrated. The port-a-brig was our ticket to freedom. Zorafm, being the HoS and having the most access, volunteered to step inside. We held our breath as we anticipated our escape.
It didn't work out. A port-a-brig cannot be sent without being locked and there would be nobody in the main sec office to let him out. It was troubling indeed. That's when Zorafm came up with a new idea. He asked me to throw him up onto the table and I complied. Beating on the window furiously, he began to smash his way out. The whole thing was an amazing sight. The monkey, now free from his cuffs, and Zorafm were both bashing on the glass from within the office. Meanwhile the clown was bashing on the glass from the outside of the office. We were all working as a team to escape and save the station!
At that moment, I saw something terrifying. Right as the grille was about to break, from the right I saw two cloakers with thermals and stun batons approaching the clown. Before I could even scream for him to run he was downed and dragged away. The grille broke and Zorafm and the monkey stormed outside after him. I quickly threw Flick up onto the table, being nothing more than an old detective I would be no use out there, but he was ready to fight. He wouldn't have to though. Zorafm and the monkey, an unlikely hero of the round I would like to say, had tased both cloakers, handcuffed them, and thrown them in solitary. They would do no more harm. Flick quickly grabbed some gloves and an Emag off of one of them and opened the door for me.
We had done it. The five of us had successfully escaped from the HoS' office and captured both of the cloakers.
I would like to award the monkey as the standout hero of the round, who was wrongly cuffed by us.
I would like to thank the clown for going against our expectations.
I would like to thank Zorafm for never giving up
And I'd like to thank Flick for getting me out and being more than just an average sec officer.
If only the shuttle hadn't left us behind to be eaten by zombies at the escape arm...
(This was written oddly, I think I might still be in detective mode a bit)
He was just a HoP trying to save the station
He was just a sec officer trying bring justice and aid to those who need it
He was just a monkey gone vigilante, trying to stop the ne'er-do-wells
He was just a clown
Together, we stopped the ones causing trouble and saved the station.
Let me start at the beginning. I was first suspicious when I walked into my office to find somebody with all access messing with the security records. Due to a fear of compromise I decided to tell the HoS in person, rather than over the sec frequency. I arranged a meeting in his office and spoke with him there. Upon arriving a spurt of chaos errupted. I should take this time to mention sec had been dealing with a clown who had broken into the brig all round. Needless to say our discussion was postponned while we cleared the office out.
At the end of it all, only me, Edison the detective, Zorafm the HoS and Flick the sec officer were left in the office. I told my conserns to him and began fixing the security records as best I could. It was at that time the AI was subverted. The main door out of the office was elecrified, and none of us had gloves. A monkey came in from the bridge, but that door was soon electrified also. That left simply us and the monkey in there.
Out of fear or suspicion, we shocked the monkey against the door and cuffed him. This was due to his attempts to hide from us but, looking back on it, I think he was simply trying to aviod what we ended up doing to him. After searching through his backpack we found many cuffs, a taser, a flash and the port-a-brig remote. After briefly questioning why he might have had them, we shrugged it off and celebrated. The port-a-brig was our ticket to freedom. Zorafm, being the HoS and having the most access, volunteered to step inside. We held our breath as we anticipated our escape.
It didn't work out. A port-a-brig cannot be sent without being locked and there would be nobody in the main sec office to let him out. It was troubling indeed. That's when Zorafm came up with a new idea. He asked me to throw him up onto the table and I complied. Beating on the window furiously, he began to smash his way out. The whole thing was an amazing sight. The monkey, now free from his cuffs, and Zorafm were both bashing on the glass from within the office. Meanwhile the clown was bashing on the glass from the outside of the office. We were all working as a team to escape and save the station!
At that moment, I saw something terrifying. Right as the grille was about to break, from the right I saw two cloakers with thermals and stun batons approaching the clown. Before I could even scream for him to run he was downed and dragged away. The grille broke and Zorafm and the monkey stormed outside after him. I quickly threw Flick up onto the table, being nothing more than an old detective I would be no use out there, but he was ready to fight. He wouldn't have to though. Zorafm and the monkey, an unlikely hero of the round I would like to say, had tased both cloakers, handcuffed them, and thrown them in solitary. They would do no more harm. Flick quickly grabbed some gloves and an Emag off of one of them and opened the door for me.
We had done it. The five of us had successfully escaped from the HoS' office and captured both of the cloakers.
I would like to award the monkey as the standout hero of the round, who was wrongly cuffed by us.
I would like to thank the clown for going against our expectations.
I would like to thank Zorafm for never giving up
And I'd like to thank Flick for getting me out and being more than just an average sec officer.
If only the shuttle hadn't left us behind to be eaten by zombies at the escape arm...
(This was written oddly, I think I might still be in detective mode a bit)