Monkey Translator Implant

[Vitatroll]

Ah. I didn't know their hearing got changed. That would explain why the poor monkey I mindslaved was so upset when I told him to be free. I imagine that was a little worrisome on his part.

Really though, I just wish they would bring back the ability for monkeys to understand humanspeak again. As for monkeyspeak, If there was some sort of translator that could allow monkeys to speak, I'd say have it for all peoples (the drunk, the high, the mutants, the monkeys, etc) except let it work about as well as google translate.

Nessun maggior dolore
Che ricordarsi del tempo felice
Nella miseria.

No more pain,
Who remember the happy time.
In misery.