Let's think of new traitor objectives here!

[BruiseCruise]

Make sure the detective/HoS/captain are sober by round end.

Impossible.

Janitor Objective:
Make 20 people slip on a wet floor before the end of the round.

Detective:
Get three people wrongfully arrested by the end of the round.

Roboticist:
Make Buttbots using the Captain, HoP, and HoS.

Assistant:
Get brigged at least twice before the round ends.