Let's think of new traitor objectives here!

[Xeram]

Assisinate Jones the cat.

This used to be a thing. So many times had I been executed back on ovary for breaking into the bridge and being beaten up by the cat.

I still remember when you used to fly around cloaked planting mining charges on literally everything and utterly destroying donut + Mushroom station like the hitler you are.

Imo it'd be really amusing to have "Ensure *person and or job* escapes on the shuttle alive" missions, triple points if their objective is to kill you and your survival status objective requires you alive.

Also why did we remove the objective for assassinating the captain's bonsai tree. Literally it is the only traitorous act that ever made me feel bad for doing it.

Also, "Cause as many workplace accidents as possible, the more painful or debilitating the better without killing them."
"Have X amount of people suffering from food poisoning when the shuttle leaves."
"Ensure the chaplin is in a coffin when the shuttle leaves."
"Make X room unusable/uninhabitable."