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Give us a cure for food poisoning!
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All you need is a good swig or two of Poopto Pissmol! It'll cure ya right up!
The following is a list of probably side effects of consuming Poopto Pissmol. Loveco is not liable for any damages from the use of their product line. You have been warned.
Anxiety, loss of hearing, confusion, constipation (severe), diarrhea (severe or continuing), difficulty in speaking or slurred speech, dizziness or lightheadedness, drowsiness (severe), fast or deep breathing, headache (severe or continuing), increased sweating, increased thirst, mental depression, muscle spasms (especially of face, neck, and back), muscle weakness, nausea or vomiting (severe or continuing), ringing or buzzing in ears (continuing), stomach pain (severe or continuing), trembling, uncontrollable flapping movements of the hands (especially in elderly patients) or other uncontrolled body movements, vision problem, [list to be amended to completion at a later date]


Outside of medication you could have a chance to get better for every earl or ralph you call. You eat something bad, you feel bad. You lose something bad, you feel better. Not how things work in reality, but I think a gag emote that has a chance for you to toss yer cookies would be hilarious. Bulimia for everyone!

As for addiction I agree that it could use a rework. All addictions could have a different flavor comparable to their real life counterpart. I've known people who've quit smoking cold turkey and none of them wound up a jittery puking mess on the floor. Meth addicts could steal things like monkeys if they're next to someone. Alcohol could automatically yell and point at people or drink any alcoholic liquids around them if they have a free hand. Things like that would be really neat.


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