05-05-2015, 06:33 PM
BabaYaga Wrote:As Captain, I became tired of all the evil on the station and planned to kill myself with a poison IV drip from a traitor. The HoS saw my plan and talked me out of it, layed me down in the bed in my room, and tucked me in.
I went to sleep and died of a heart attack in my slumber, peacefully, while the station screamed.
Reminds me of that joke
I wanna die like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his passengers in his car, screaming in terror.