LOUDLY ADVERTISING THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST SINCE 2163

[Sundance]

MARTIAN INVASION MODE

COMING SOON TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU
MARTIAN MODE TWO POINT OH!
WATCH THE HORRIFYING CREATURES DIP HILARIOUS GREY-SHIRTS INTO OOZING ACID VATS
... FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN SITTING ROOM!
PREBOOK A BOX-SET OF MARTIAN MODE TWO POINT OH AND GET YOURSELF AN EMACIATED TORTURED MARTIAN HUMAN MINDSLAVE PLUSH TOY ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!*
*offer only applies to customers with a NT loyalty card. NT will not offer refund on the plush toy with product is unsatisfactory