Goonhub
09-13-2012, 05:52 PM
Reagent extractor in bar
"Katana" joke item that make you automatically suicide when you pick it up (great for new players)
Ladles
A livestock pen so that geneticists can make frankenmeat while they wait for players to die (plus the ability to turn people into cows before you eat them)
A set of golf clubs in medical.
Toilets (for giving assistants swirlies/escaping from brig/toilet moonshining)
The ability to fabricate clothes (give botany something to do, make fake sec uniforms, etc)
To counter that, give sec officers badges (with engraved names) that can only be made by the Hop and HoS
Additional holy books for the chaplain, including an atheist book that gives anyone it hits space autism.
"Katana" joke item that make you automatically suicide when you pick it up (great for new players)
Ladles
A livestock pen so that geneticists can make frankenmeat while they wait for players to die (plus the ability to turn people into cows before you eat them)
A set of golf clubs in medical.
Toilets (for giving assistants swirlies/escaping from brig/toilet moonshining)
The ability to fabricate clothes (give botany something to do, make fake sec uniforms, etc)
To counter that, give sec officers badges (with engraved names) that can only be made by the Hop and HoS
Additional holy books for the chaplain, including an atheist book that gives anyone it hits space autism.