Vampires Eating Crunchy Cereal

[Sundance]

A creature that's based on total stealth and we get something similar to an neckbeard eating granola in the corner who shrieks at bright lights.
This would be a great addition. Rather than derailing the thread with my own whacky mad ideas with vampire, i'll just throw my support behind this idea so it'll get implemented rather than swamped and doomed to the rolling tides of the suggestion forum.