Goonhub
04-22-2015, 02:04 PM
So I suicided at the beginning of a match due to various BYOND shittery, so I consigned myself to observing the round. Aside from a strangely non-aggressive and pretty chill clown car driver, not much was going on. But meanwhile, in deadchat...
DEAD: Ghost (Telegnats The Better) grumps, "I don't think you can spook people on goons."
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) moans, "SPOOK"
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "you'd be surprised"
DEAD: Ghost (Telegnats The Better) wails, "We're jaded shitlords"
DEAD: Ghost (Andreas Feithiti) wails, "I dunno, there's some pretty spooky shit we can do."
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) laments, "so very much"
DEAD: Ghost (Caroline Beedell) wails, "Ye"
DEAD: Ghost (Andreas Feithiti) laments, "And there's no feasible limit to the spooky shit admins can do."
DEAD: Ghost (Andreas Feithiti) moans, "Like the floorcluwne."
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) moans, "NO"
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) wails, "WE DO NOT"
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) wails, "SPEAK"
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "DID SOMEONE SAY"
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "FLOOR CLUWNE"
Cue the introduction of the floorcluwne. To those uninitiated, the floorcluwne is...well, a cluwne. In the floors. That can pop out from under the floors, drag people into the floors, and even ATTACK PEOPLE THROUGH THE FLOORS. And this one had the full Macho Man repertoire, complete with hellish and terrifying pitch-altered voiceclips. It went on a massacre throughout the entire station, dragging many a hapless victim into the depths and defying all known laws of nature by ripping people's limbs off and dissolving them into a bloody mist through the station's floors. Many tried to escape it, few tried to fight it, but none of them succeeded and were eventually added to the list of those who suffered the floorcluwne's wrath.
Late into the floorcluwne's rampage, a man actually managed to hurl the floorcluwne out of the floor, sending it into an unfathomable rage and singlehandedly resisting and countering the attacks of multiple attackers, while the one who uprooted the floorcluwne fled the scene. It wasn't long before the floorcluwne retreated back into the floorboards, however, and resumed its bloody reign of terror over the station. The crew was powerless to stop it, and could only flee to the escape shuttle and pray that they could escape their inevitable demise. Few survived, and fewer were left unscathed.
Just remember this tale the next time you try prying up a floor tile. You never know what could be waiting inside.
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DEAD: Ghost (Telegnats The Better) grumps, "I don't think you can spook people on goons."
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) moans, "SPOOK"
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "you'd be surprised"
DEAD: Ghost (Telegnats The Better) wails, "We're jaded shitlords"
DEAD: Ghost (Andreas Feithiti) wails, "I dunno, there's some pretty spooky shit we can do."
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) laments, "so very much"
DEAD: Ghost (Caroline Beedell) wails, "Ye"
DEAD: Ghost (Andreas Feithiti) laments, "And there's no feasible limit to the spooky shit admins can do."
DEAD: Ghost (Andreas Feithiti) moans, "Like the floorcluwne."
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) moans, "NO"
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) wails, "WE DO NOT"
DEAD: Ghost (Don Geon) wails, "SPEAK"
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "DID SOMEONE SAY"
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "FLOOR CLUWNE"
Cue the introduction of the floorcluwne. To those uninitiated, the floorcluwne is...well, a cluwne. In the floors. That can pop out from under the floors, drag people into the floors, and even ATTACK PEOPLE THROUGH THE FLOORS. And this one had the full Macho Man repertoire, complete with hellish and terrifying pitch-altered voiceclips. It went on a massacre throughout the entire station, dragging many a hapless victim into the depths and defying all known laws of nature by ripping people's limbs off and dissolving them into a bloody mist through the station's floors. Many tried to escape it, few tried to fight it, but none of them succeeded and were eventually added to the list of those who suffered the floorcluwne's wrath.
Late into the floorcluwne's rampage, a man actually managed to hurl the floorcluwne out of the floor, sending it into an unfathomable rage and singlehandedly resisting and countering the attacks of multiple attackers, while the one who uprooted the floorcluwne fled the scene. It wasn't long before the floorcluwne retreated back into the floorboards, however, and resumed its bloody reign of terror over the station. The crew was powerless to stop it, and could only flee to the escape shuttle and pray that they could escape their inevitable demise. Few survived, and fewer were left unscathed.
Just remember this tale the next time you try prying up a floor tile. You never know what could be waiting inside.