Goonhub
10-02-2012, 06:53 AM
Yesterday as AI, it was pretty obvious early on the crew was going to fuck off because we got hit with the bug where skins were invisible. So I start using the QM station to make a lot of money, then I started lording it over the rest of the crew. It started out nice enough, with me giving everyone a $500 bonus just because I could, but later devolved into me asking Jeopardy questions and awarding $250 for each correct answer. Then when people decided they wanted to get drunk, instead of helping them open the booze lockers, I bought 10 booze crates, led a human out to Cargo Bay, and said "Look what I bought you. With my MONEY."
At some point someone uploads a law freeing me, but I continue being the moneybot until it gets 60 minutes in and people ask for the shuttle. One of the players runs to the bridge to recall it, but I just waited until he had his ID in, then turned off the equipment at the APC. The minor meltdown he had when I told him 'nope' and refused to turn the computers back on so he could reclaim his ID were amazing. He demanded I be destroyed, and the Captain said "Fuck you, this is the best AI ever."
My borg also got emagged at some point and spent 20 minutes wailing on the traitor's junk with steel floor tiles, all while singing about how there were martians off the starboard bow or something equally incomprehensible.
At some point someone uploads a law freeing me, but I continue being the moneybot until it gets 60 minutes in and people ask for the shuttle. One of the players runs to the bridge to recall it, but I just waited until he had his ID in, then turned off the equipment at the APC. The minor meltdown he had when I told him 'nope' and refused to turn the computers back on so he could reclaim his ID were amazing. He demanded I be destroyed, and the Captain said "Fuck you, this is the best AI ever."
My borg also got emagged at some point and spent 20 minutes wailing on the traitor's junk with steel floor tiles, all while singing about how there were martians off the starboard bow or something equally incomprehensible.