BaneOfGiygas: HoS Edition

[Bologna Prime]

but the goofball throwing around banana grenades and malevolently twirling his mustache gets a ceremonial stunning followed by a fart to the face, or maybe a dramatic un-mustaching to reveal his "true identity".

Denied, the very minimum to be expected of an officer is to ensure that any and all fun is destroyed. This is a level of shit security worthy of a ban.

While I do feel you could use a little more experience I'm going to approve. I feel that by the time this application would be approved you'll have gained that experience.