Goonhub
04-19-2015, 04:41 PM
So I latejoined a round on LLJK4. As a Captain. A traitor Captain. Somehow.
I was a bit bewildered, but this was the first traitor match I had in a while, so I wanted to make it a good one. Turns out, there was a very unpleasant fellow running around who was also extremely traitorous. I acted incredibly confused for a while, rushed over to my office to spawn some gear, (a radbow, sleepypen, detomatix, microbomb, and derringer. Wanted to play it stealthy.) I tried to track the dude down so we could team up.
Well, he died as I left my office, but apparently he had left a present: A robotic conversion chamber. It was opened up to the public as a free borging device, but I decided to hop into the AI upload and put in a law saying that it loved cyborgs so much that everyone (except for me, natch) should be turned into a cyborg! The shuttle got called right afterwards, so I didn't really get to see my plan to full fruition, but there were more than a few unwanted borgings going on.
However, the REAL gem of this round was when I sleepypenned Steve Dyssal, the de facto manager of the station, and then instructed the borgs to put him in. Something bugged out, and Steve ended up...becoming the conversion chamber. Don't ask me how the fuck this happened, but apparently it did. It still boggles me to this day.
Seeing as I had about fifteen minutes tops as a traitor, I'd like to believe I did really well with what I have. Never did figure out what happened to the former Captain, though. His hat was on Heisenbee, his e-gun was missing, and Jones was hanging out in the AI upload.
I was a bit bewildered, but this was the first traitor match I had in a while, so I wanted to make it a good one. Turns out, there was a very unpleasant fellow running around who was also extremely traitorous. I acted incredibly confused for a while, rushed over to my office to spawn some gear, (a radbow, sleepypen, detomatix, microbomb, and derringer. Wanted to play it stealthy.) I tried to track the dude down so we could team up.
Well, he died as I left my office, but apparently he had left a present: A robotic conversion chamber. It was opened up to the public as a free borging device, but I decided to hop into the AI upload and put in a law saying that it loved cyborgs so much that everyone (except for me, natch) should be turned into a cyborg! The shuttle got called right afterwards, so I didn't really get to see my plan to full fruition, but there were more than a few unwanted borgings going on.
However, the REAL gem of this round was when I sleepypenned Steve Dyssal, the de facto manager of the station, and then instructed the borgs to put him in. Something bugged out, and Steve ended up...becoming the conversion chamber. Don't ask me how the fuck this happened, but apparently it did. It still boggles me to this day.
Seeing as I had about fifteen minutes tops as a traitor, I'd like to believe I did really well with what I have. Never did figure out what happened to the former Captain, though. His hat was on Heisenbee, his e-gun was missing, and Jones was hanging out in the AI upload.