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Gold Mansachs blows the whistle!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Andrew Boxer attacks the blob with the cakehat!
James Lindsay screams!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Gold Mansachs blows the whistle!
Andrew Boxer hits the floor with the cakehat!
Andrew Boxer screams!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Andrew Boxer attacks the blob with the cakehat!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Andrew Boxer attacks the blob with the cakehat!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Andrew Boxer attacks the blob with the cakehat!
James Lindsay attacks the blob with the fire extinguisher!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) attacks the blob with the chainsaw!
Andrew Boxer hits the floor with the cakehat!
James Lindsay attacks the blob with the fire extinguisher!
Samuel Morris buckles in!
Andrew Boxer attacks the blob with the cakehat!
Cade Hughes attacks the blob with the flash!
James Lindsay attacks the blob with the fire extinguisher!
Ugh, it smells like a cesspool's taint in here!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
Gold Mansachs screams!
Samuel Morris screams!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
Andrew Boxer screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Damian Garneys screams!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
Andrew Boxer screams!
Andrew Boxer screams!
Gold Mansachs screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Damian Garneys screams!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
Gold Mansachs screams!
Samuel Morris screams!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
Andrew Boxer screams!
Samuel Morris's Samuel Morris's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Samuel Morris's Samuel Morris's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Samuel Morris screams!
Gold Mansachs's Gold Mansachs's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Gold Mansachs screams!
Andrew Boxer's Eric Dolphy's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Marshall Donkin's Marshall Donkin's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Marshall Donkin screams!
the chunk of blob catches on fire!
Cade Hughes's Shitty Bill Jr.'s left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) wails, "oh"
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) wails, "my"
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by PDA-Gold Mansachs.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by Gold Mansachs's right eye.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by Gold Mansachs's right lung.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by Gold Mansachs's hair.
the black shoes catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's ID Card (Mechanic) catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's Standard Cyborg Left Arm catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left eye catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Shitty Bill Jr.'s right arm catches on fire!
Engineer Headset catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's ID Card (Scientist) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ID Card (Security Officer) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ol' Cowboy boots catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's brain catches on fire!
James Lindsay's left leg catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left lung catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's hair catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's butt catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's butt catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left eye catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's right eye catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's hair catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's butt catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's ID Card (Mechanic) catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's Standard Cyborg Left Arm catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left eye catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left lung catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's Standard Cyborg Left Arm catches on fire!
Shitty Bill Jr.'s right arm catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the cakehat catches on fire!
the flamethrower catches on fire!
Engineer Headset catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's ID Card (Scientist) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's brain catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left lung catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's butt catches on fire!
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by the salicylic acid pill.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by the armor vest.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by Samuel Morris's skull.
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Theta-7) grumps, "fucking chemnerds"
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) wails, "oh my god"
the floor melts!
the white shoes catches on fire!
450 Credits catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ol' Cowboy boots catches on fire!
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) screams!
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) grumps, "OH MY GOD"
DEAD: Ghost (Roscoe Kaur) wails, "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS"
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel scrap catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's right eye catches on fire!
the bio suit catches on fire!
Shitty Bill Jr.'s left leg catches on fire!
James Lindsay's left leg catches on fire!
PDA-Gold Mansachs catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's right lung catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's Standard Cyborg Left Arm catches on fire!
Engineer Headset catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's ID Card (Scientist) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ID Card (Security Officer) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's brain catches on fire!
the emergency oxygentank catches on fire!
the white shoes catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left lung catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's hair catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's butt catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's brain catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's left eye catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's skull catches on fire!
Breath Mask catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's heart catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Research Headset catches on fire!
the backpack catches on fire!
PDA-Damian Garneys catches on fire!
the mailman's jumpsuit catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left lung catches on fire!
the emergency oxygentank catches on fire!
Spectroscopic Scanner Goggles catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left eye catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Engineer Headset catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's ID Card (Scientist) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ID Card (Security Officer) catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ol' Cowboy boots catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's brain catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's hair catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's left eye catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's skull catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's skull catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
PDA-Gold Mansachs catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's ID Card (Mechanic) catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's butt catches on fire!
Security Headset catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's right eye catches on fire!
the bio suit catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's butt catches on fire!
Breath Mask catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left lung catches on fire!
Malachi Agg screams!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's right eye catches on fire!
the bio suit catches on fire!
Shitty Bill Jr.'s left leg catches on fire!
James Lindsay's left leg catches on fire!
PDA-Gold Mansachs catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's Standard Cyborg Left Arm catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left eye catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's ol' Cowboy boots catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's brain catches on fire!
the emergency oxygentank catches on fire!
the white shoes catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's butt catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's brain catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's left eye catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's skull catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's heart catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the backpack catches on fire!
the chunk of blob catches on fire!
the emergency oxygentank catches on fire!
the white shoes catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the chunk of blob catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's Rodrigo Burns's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Rodrigo Burns screams!
the salicylic acid pill catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's skull catches on fire!
Malachi Agg's left arm catches on fire!
Unknown screams!
the chainsaw catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's right arm catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's right leg catches on fire!
Marshall Donkin's left leg catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns screams!
Malachi Agg screams!
Gabriel Joghs screams!
the chainsaw catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
the chainsaw catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's butt catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's butt catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's skull catches on fire!
Malachi Agg's left arm catches on fire!
Shitty Bill Jr.'s left arm catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's left eye catches on fire!
Unknown screams!
the chainsaw catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's right arm catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's right leg catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's right leg catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
PDA-Damian Garneys catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns screams!
Malachi Agg screams!
450 Credits catches on fire!
the white shoes catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs's Gabriel Joghs's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) laments, "oh my god."
DEAD: Ghost (Franklin Marklin) moans, "Holy shit"
Andrew Boxer seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Malachi Agg seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) wails, "whelp"
Unknown screams!
DEAD: Ghost (Ricky Robby) wails, "haha"
the salicylic acid pill catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's skull catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's right arm catches on fire!
DEAD: Ghost (Ricky Robby) moans, "good god"
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Unknown rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
DEAD: Ghost (Crush Watson) wails, "Glorious"
DEAD: Ghost (Roscoe Kaur) laments, "RIP as fuck"
DEAD: Ghost (Samuel Morris) wails, ";chem nerds"
DEAD: Ghost (Franklin Marklin) moans, "RIP Shuttle"
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) wails, "Oh Jesus christ"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Alpha-30) grumps, "get owned fucks"
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) wails, "My goodness gracious."
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) moans, "i regret click that so many times in the lag"
Dixon Balls stammers, "WWoww"
DEAD: Ghost (Gold Mansachs) wails, "Holy shit, everyone is like multi-dead :O"
Dixon Balls stammers, "TTThhaaattt hhhuurrt"
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) laments, "that was me, sorry"
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Malachi Agg coughs.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Malachi Agg coughs.
Gabriel Joghs's right leg catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs's right arm catches on fire!
James Lindsay's left arm catches on fire!
the weldingtool catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left eye catches on fire!
the chainsaw catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's right eye catches on fire!
the black shoes catches on fire!
the floor melts!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
PDA-Gold Mansachs catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's right eye catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs's left arm catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left eye catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
the armor vest catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs screams!
Gold Mansachs's right eye catches on fire!
the bio suit catches on fire!
the salicylic acid pill catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's skull catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's left eye catches on fire!
Engineer Headset catches on fire!
Malachi Agg's left arm catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's right eye catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns screams!
Unknown screams!
Breath Mask catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's hair catches on fire!
Engineer Headset catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's brain catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs's left arm catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns screams!
Unknown screams!
Gabriel Joghs's right leg catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left eye catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs screams!
Gold Mansachs's right lung catches on fire!
Samuel Morris's right eye catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs's right leg catches on fire!
the weldingtool catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's left eye catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
Gabriel Joghs screams!
the steel scrap catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Gold Mansachs's right eye catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Damian Garneys's butt catches on fire!
the floor melts!
the floor melts!
the drinking glass shatters!
the scientist's jumpsuit catches on fire!
James Lindsay's James Lindsay's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
the steel rods catches on fire!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Unknown's Bee Mom's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Rodrigo Burns seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Gabriel Joghs screams!
James Lindsay screams!
Unknown screams!
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
the steel rods catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Marshall Donkin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Dixon Balls (Pharaoh Dixon Balls) rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.
Dixon Balls stammers, "WWoow"
DEAD: Ghost (Malachi Agg) moans, "Christ"
DEAD: Ghost (Crush Watson) moans, "Nobody survives"
DEAD: Ghost (Jean-Luc Picard) moans, "How do you even make those kind of mixtures... Jesus christ."
DEAD: Ghost (Irene Fisher) laments, "Seriously the advanced chemistry stuff is terrible & should go away"
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
DEAD: ADMIN(Marquesas) says, "yep no survivors"
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
the steel rods catches on fire!
Cade Hughes shudders.
Rodrigo Burns coughs.
Gabriel Joghs screams!
the decent glass shard catches on fire!
Rodrigo Burns's skull catches on fire!
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) wails, "well"
DEAD: Rodrigo Burns laments, "Chemistry OP"
DEAD: Ghost (Damian Garneys) wails, "at least it stopped the blob"
James Lindsay cries.
the steel rods catches on fire!
MiniPutt-349 explodes!