Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Xeram]

*After running around for a while scooping up spider vomit and pumping it into me with an IV*

Impersonator Pritchard says, "Oh mighty arachnid gods heed my request, the crew knows not the glory and enlightnement that having spiders in your blood brings. This must be rectified..."
Leland Thomas [145.9] says, "oh a bloodling machine"
ULTRA BOT [145.9] states, "Jack Bering has arived at the station as Geneticist, have a nice shift, try not to die."
This is a revolver.
There are 2 bullets left! Each shot will currently use 1 bullets!
It is a normal-sized item.
Shaquille O:Bama screams!
Impersonator Pritchard screams!
A swarm of spiders erupts from your mouth! OH GOD!
Leland Thomas says, "thanks clown"
Potato Jim slurs, "How..."
Steve Dyssal says, "Geez."
DEAD: Ghost (Impersonator Pritchard) grumps, "Perfect"