Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Dabir]

Horse Horsington cuts out your heart with the circular saw!
Lucy Clarkson takes a bite of Man Jackson's heart!
Lucy Clarkson finishes eating Man Jackson's heart.
Man Jackson shivers.
Man Jackson gasps.
Lucy Clarkson attacks Man Jackson in the chest with the scalpel!
You start bleeding!
Lucy Clarkson throws the scalpel.
Lucy Clarkson farts like a goone!
Man Jackson gives Lucy Clarkson the double deuce!
Man Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

Oh, the power of smoking an enriched MSG cigarette. Nothing like surviving exactly long enough to flip off the person who ate your heart.