Ghosts should be able to hear ghost farts

[salix_catus]

Being able to spookily emote from beyond the grave is excellent. Being able to flip as a ghost is excellent. Being able to fart over your murderer and share the sound effect (possibly with a spooky twist) with all the other ghosts watching nearby would be just hilarious.

What would happen if you farted on a bible as a ghost?

The same thing that happens now: nothing.

I was more suggesting what could happen. Could ghost gibs work?