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03-30-2015, 11:55 AM
The saga of Franklin and luis-A shitty Anime story
This is the story of a little hos named Franklin Briner who finds out he has a long lost brother inside him who has the AMAZING power to see ghost. This brother was named Luis and he loved farting in Franklin's head and telling horrible puns
When Franklin thought he was going crazy due to the hullagination sting from Erza sauter/God.He went around asking everyone he could find if they heard the voice too but no one could. He started getting violent and drunk even though the voice begs him not Too. In the end Franklin decided to end it all with a fork and was about to stab himself when he lose control of his limbs which threw the fork away from him. He then heard the voice in his head again who forced him to promise not to hurt himself ever again.
As time went on he began to become friends with this voice in his head who called himself Luis Smith and told him that he was his long-lost seimes-twin. They became unstopable partners as they procceded to solve Mysterys and murder using Franklins Brain and luis's ablity to talk to ghost and tell Awesome puns.
This procceded for many years till one seemly normal day Franklin Brinerer made the mistake of eating Weird cheese. This caused a inbalance in the universe (and in the stomach of Franklin Brinerer because Luis happened to be lactose intolerant). Luis told Franklin Brinerer that unless one of them would have to fart on a bible or else the universe will fart and all would be destroyed. He then procceded to tear-fully share that he was not his brother but a clown that Franklin ate on his birthday.
Once luis Told franklin this....He....he.....farted on the bible whiched caused luis to gib in franklins body and caused a huge shockwave that caused nearby civilians to lose their ass's and color. With this self-less sacerfice Luis-smith managed to save the universe but also managed to make Franklin less whole. Franklin procceded to fall into the maddining sprial of depression and instanity till he finally finished what he started those many years ago.
He stabbed himself with a fork
THE END- Written by pizzatiger but based on true events with minor changes to make the story more intresting
This is the story of a little hos named Franklin Briner who finds out he has a long lost brother inside him who has the AMAZING power to see ghost. This brother was named Luis and he loved farting in Franklin's head and telling horrible puns
When Franklin thought he was going crazy due to the hullagination sting from Erza sauter/God.He went around asking everyone he could find if they heard the voice too but no one could. He started getting violent and drunk even though the voice begs him not Too. In the end Franklin decided to end it all with a fork and was about to stab himself when he lose control of his limbs which threw the fork away from him. He then heard the voice in his head again who forced him to promise not to hurt himself ever again.
As time went on he began to become friends with this voice in his head who called himself Luis Smith and told him that he was his long-lost seimes-twin. They became unstopable partners as they procceded to solve Mysterys and murder using Franklins Brain and luis's ablity to talk to ghost and tell Awesome puns.
This procceded for many years till one seemly normal day Franklin Brinerer made the mistake of eating Weird cheese. This caused a inbalance in the universe (and in the stomach of Franklin Brinerer because Luis happened to be lactose intolerant). Luis told Franklin Brinerer that unless one of them would have to fart on a bible or else the universe will fart and all would be destroyed. He then procceded to tear-fully share that he was not his brother but a clown that Franklin ate on his birthday.
Once luis Told franklin this....He....he.....farted on the bible whiched caused luis to gib in franklins body and caused a huge shockwave that caused nearby civilians to lose their ass's and color. With this self-less sacerfice Luis-smith managed to save the universe but also managed to make Franklin less whole. Franklin procceded to fall into the maddining sprial of depression and instanity till he finally finished what he started those many years ago.
He stabbed himself with a fork
THE END- Written by pizzatiger but based on true events with minor changes to make the story more intresting