Goonhub
03-25-2015, 05:14 PM
Follow anyone around with a vuvuzela. Something cool will eventually happen.
First thing every round, grab a brute first aid kit from near the bar and put it in your backpack. Screw everyone else, they'll be trying to murder you soon anyway.
If you're doing anything remotely illegal (i.e. stealing shoes), keep a bee nearby. Lets see those pigs try to arrest you when Lil Greysuit McShithead is stinging them into next week!
If you have any kind of stun weapon on you, there's nothing more satisfying than spacing someone through the QM mass driver (remember to wave goodbye them with ctrl+Q!)
Remember that the command for custom emotes is *customv If you're wearing a mask and someone else's ID, instead of wasting crystals on a voice changer, use custom emotes to mime what you want to say (i.e. to ask for bee eggs I'd use "*customv points to the QM console, then flaps his arms and buzzes.")
You can also use customv emotes to put on a hilarious show as the clown where you fart out words and have long conversations with your own ass:
Murderfart giggleshiv says "Hey ass, I heard you got your report card back. How did you do?"
Murderfart Giggleshiv farts out "FFFFFFFFFFFFF!"
Or be polite to sec while fartng out insults. Have fun with it!
Bored as a medical doctor? Give everyone the wrong limbs on purpose!
Mutadone is a clown's best friend
The DNA scrambler is a syndicate operative's best friend.
The radio jammer is everyone's best friend!
First thing every round, grab a brute first aid kit from near the bar and put it in your backpack. Screw everyone else, they'll be trying to murder you soon anyway.
If you're doing anything remotely illegal (i.e. stealing shoes), keep a bee nearby. Lets see those pigs try to arrest you when Lil Greysuit McShithead is stinging them into next week!
If you have any kind of stun weapon on you, there's nothing more satisfying than spacing someone through the QM mass driver (remember to wave goodbye them with ctrl+Q!)
Remember that the command for custom emotes is *customv If you're wearing a mask and someone else's ID, instead of wasting crystals on a voice changer, use custom emotes to mime what you want to say (i.e. to ask for bee eggs I'd use "*customv points to the QM console, then flaps his arms and buzzes.")
You can also use customv emotes to put on a hilarious show as the clown where you fart out words and have long conversations with your own ass:
Murderfart giggleshiv says "Hey ass, I heard you got your report card back. How did you do?"
Murderfart Giggleshiv farts out "FFFFFFFFFFFFF!"
Or be polite to sec while fartng out insults. Have fun with it!
Bored as a medical doctor? Give everyone the wrong limbs on purpose!
Mutadone is a clown's best friend
The DNA scrambler is a syndicate operative's best friend.
The radio jammer is everyone's best friend!