Goonhub
03-24-2015, 12:06 PM
I was a journalist recently. I did my standard schtick of following people around, asking questions. An inspector showed up and got killed I guess and a machoman appeared as retaliation.
I knew if I could snap a photo of him, it would make my career. I staked out the escape shuttle, then snapped a photo while he was busy turning the HoS into bloody mist. He then chased me around the shuttle while I shouted "What a scoop!"
Eventually he got me, and was spinning me around to toss me. I gave him a tip of the fedora as congratulations, but me exploding while he was still doing a move broke him.
Glorious atheist logic broke the Macho Man.
I knew if I could snap a photo of him, it would make my career. I staked out the escape shuttle, then snapped a photo while he was busy turning the HoS into bloody mist. He then chased me around the shuttle while I shouted "What a scoop!"
Eventually he got me, and was spinning me around to toss me. I gave him a tip of the fedora as congratulations, but me exploding while he was still doing a move broke him.
Glorious atheist logic broke the Macho Man.