Infinite Boomerang Spam

[Spy_Guy]

The faster you spam the boomerang now the higher the likelyhood it will clonk you on the head on its way back.

You don't want this to happen.

there's a zero percent chance if you do it sufficiently slowly, yes?

Yes. Throw it once per ~2 seconds and you're safe. Any faster than that and you're gonna start ramping up the risk proportional to how much faster you're throwing it.