Goonhub
03-20-2015, 07:40 PM
Rolled traitor barman. The HoP (Reset Naywalk) was giving out ID changes, so I strolled over there and casually stood in line. Jebediah Kerman was there as a staff assistant and decided to offer to sell me, and we discussed that my bodyparts altogether cost about 25k, so he tried to sell me for that much. They brought up a contract, and because it was about selling body parts, I decided "Blood contract!!!" So I suggested getting blood for signing it.
They were ignoring me, largely, so I point-blanked Jeb with the shotgun once and beat him to death with the same shotgun, and put his corpse on the desk as the blood contract.
Reset, being incredibly unnerved but somehow impressed, gave me all-access. The ID was called "Blood Contract Barman."
Then...
I went into maintenance behind the bar to spawn an emag and a bunch of poison bottles for poison shenanigans. Thanks to a bug, I was only given four actual poison bottles, and two of them were empty. An admin, seeing my adminhelp about this, decided to give me a consolation prize, a poison "bottle" (renamed watering can) with 25 units of this:
Quark-Gluon Plasma.
I proceeded to gib most of the crew with a hypospray and QGP, blaming the spontaneous gibbing on a pathogen that was floating around. "OH GOD HE EXPLODED" etc. was what I shouted.
I ended the round by seeing if I could survive QGP foam if I hid in a closet at the end of the round.
I didn't survive.
Probably one of my favorite rounds in recent memory. I felt kind of bad at how easy it was to depopulate the station like that.
They were ignoring me, largely, so I point-blanked Jeb with the shotgun once and beat him to death with the same shotgun, and put his corpse on the desk as the blood contract.
Reset, being incredibly unnerved but somehow impressed, gave me all-access. The ID was called "Blood Contract Barman."
Then...
I went into maintenance behind the bar to spawn an emag and a bunch of poison bottles for poison shenanigans. Thanks to a bug, I was only given four actual poison bottles, and two of them were empty. An admin, seeing my adminhelp about this, decided to give me a consolation prize, a poison "bottle" (renamed watering can) with 25 units of this:
Quark-Gluon Plasma.
I proceeded to gib most of the crew with a hypospray and QGP, blaming the spontaneous gibbing on a pathogen that was floating around. "OH GOD HE EXPLODED" etc. was what I shouted.
I ended the round by seeing if I could survive QGP foam if I hid in a closet at the end of the round.
I didn't survive.
Probably one of my favorite rounds in recent memory. I felt kind of bad at how easy it was to depopulate the station like that.