Best moments ever thread 2.0

[VictorMAngoStein]

Spawned as a musician and was just wandering around with a sax and a vuvuzela, trying to annoy people as a one man band. Then some scientist implants me with a tracking implant and suddenly people start teleporting to my location. So of course I get in a pod and ecourage people to try out the teleoporter. Then a sec officer sent a helmet cam through, realized I was luring people into space (I had been pleading ignorance the entire time), and absolutely lost his shit. As in he put on a jet pack and tried to attack my pod with a stun gun.