Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Nightgunner5]

Central Corporate Update

CENTCOM CHALLENGE ALERT

Are you man enough for the SINGULARITY CHALLENGE? Light a joint on the singularity and survive, win the Grand Prize!

Sam Hunter lights the joint on the Gravitational Singularity. Holy fucking shit!
Sam Hunter stares blankly at The Gravitational Singularity!
DEAD: Ghost (Sam Hunter) says, "fuck"

Central Corporate Update

CENTCOM CHALLENGE CLARIFICATION

PS it's at arrivals

DEAD: Ghost (Don Boyland) says, "This is not arrivals"

Central Corporate Update

CENTCOM UGH SHUT UP WHATEVER

ESCAPE THEN UGH