MaximusRex and the Quest for The Beret

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I was a chef the other day. I broke all the lights in the kitchen and put corpses in there. You came in worried about me and arrested me to get psychological help. Unfortunately you (unintentionally) left me with a clown officer and detective that kept throwing me back in prison after my timers ran out, over and over, as well as shooting me.

I became a wraith after enough abuse and haunted you for damning me to that fate. I killed all of sec and tore you apart.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.