Best moments ever thread 2.0

[UrsulaMejor]

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CPUCAKE  [145.9] states, "You're going to be on fire today, Don Geon! No, I mean LITERALLY on fire, you silly Staff Assistant."

You have added Paper Bin to the backpack.

Without even breaking stride, Don Geon flips open and lights the the zippo lighter in one smooth movement.

Don Geon  [145.9] says, "AI"
Don Geon  [145.9] says, "Please turn on disposals conveyor"
Don Geon  [145.9] says, "Leave the doors closed"

CPUCAKE  [145.9] states, "Hm."

Don Geon  [145.9] says, "AHHH AI WHY"
CPUCAKE  [145.9] queries, "Why what?"
Paper catches on fire!
Paper catches on fire!
Paper catches on fire!
The mean-looking greater domestic space bee dies!
Don Geon  [145.9] says, "I'M ON FIRE"
CPUCAKE  [145.9] states, "Oh, uh."
Paper catches on fire!
Paper catches on fire!
Don Geon coughs.
Don Geon  [145.9] says, "WHY DID YOU DO THIS"
Paper catches on fire!
CPUCAKE  [145.9] states, "Here."
Don Geon coughs.
CPUCAKE  [145.9] states, "Let me help."
Paper catches on fire!
Don Geon  [145.9] exclaims, "AI ROGUE!"
Paper catches on fire!
Don Geon coughs.
Paper catches on fire!
Don Geon coughs.
Don Geon  [145.9] says, "AIIIIII"
Paper catches on fire!
Don Geon coughs.
Don Geon coughs.
Don Geon coughs.
Don Geon coughs.
You hear a grinding sound!