Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Vunterslaush]

Lamar Rathborne says, "OH GOD"
Lamar Rathborne says, "scan yourself"
Lamar Rathborne has analyzed Billy Crystals's vitals.
You have analyzed Billy Crystals's vitals.
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Analyzing Results for Billy Crystals:
Overall Status: 100% healthy
Damage Specifics: 0 - 0 - 0 - 0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: -3951.24°C (-7080.23°F)
Blood level: NORMAL
Significant brain damage detected. Subject may have had a concussion.
Lamar Rathborne says, "that is un real"
Billy Crystals screams!
Lamar Rathborne says, "what did you do"

Bolding the pertinent info. For the record, this is more than ten times colder than absolute fucking zero.

Mr. Freeze-style traitor when? Forget Wizards, I want a FREEZE RAY

I was not revived by normal means, and was a ghost outside my body for a few moments. Upon analysis as to why I was so cold turned up these results.