Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Winklabom]

Swasksilo Humbulembe exclaims, "I FORGOT HOW TO SHAVE!"
Swasksilo Humbulembe attacks Swasksilo Humbulembe in the right arm with Razor Blade!
Swasksilo Humbulembe screams!
Swasksilo Humbulembe attacks Swasksilo Humbulembe in the chest with Razor Blade!
Quiche Connors says, "You just cut where the hair is"
Now targeting the head.
Swasksilo Humbulembe exclaims, "IT'S NOT WORKING!"
Quiche Connors says, "Here let me show you"
You slipped on the blood!
Now targeting the torso.
You begin to recover.
Swasksilo Humbulembe screams!
Swasksilo Humbulembe attacks Swasksilo Humbulembe in the chest with Razor Blade!
Quiche Connors says, "Oh gosh"
Swasksilo Humbulembe asks, "LIKE THIS?"
Your wounds feel like they're healing a bit.
Quiche Connors says, "Try on your face"
Quiche Connors exclaims, "You're attacking your chest!"
Swasksilo Humbulembe asks, "LIKE THIS?"
Swasksilo Humbulembe slashes his own throat with Razor Blade!
You feel sorta tingly!
Quiche Connors exclaims, "Much better!"
Swasksilo Humbulembe gasps, "OOHH DDEAARRR GGOODD"
Jake Steel hisses!
Jake Steel laughs.
Jake Steel yawns.
Swasksilo Humbulembe goes pale for a second.
... You can almost hear something ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear something ...
Quiche Connors says, "Well"
Swasksilo Humbulembe gasps, "I DDNN''TTTT TTTTHHIINNKKK TTHHATT''SSS HOWWWW YYOOUU SHHAAAE.."
... You can almost hear something ...