Best moments ever thread 2.0

[UrsulaMejor]

Damien Eggbert says, "Chaz"
Chaz T. Buffletuff asks, "Yes?"
Damien Eggbert says, "Teach me how to beatbox like you do"
Chaz T. Buffletuff nods.
Damien Eggbert says, "So You can show me your raps"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Well, first you gotta start with a backbeat."
Chaz T. Buffletuff asks, "Care to join in, officer?"
K'ssu Fr'ssi says, "No, thank you."
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Start off with good four on the floor backing beat. oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Once you've got that established, add in some hihat. Tss. Tss. Tss."
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Oontz tss oontz tss"
Damien Eggbert attempts to lay down a sic beat for Chaz' rap. He does an acceptable job for a first time.
K'ssu Fr'ssi says, "Almossst sssoundsss like the basssicsss for our language."
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Now it's time to kick things up with some snare. Chikka chikka chika."
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Oontz tss chikka tss oontz tss chikka tss"
Damien Eggbert says, "Aw yeah, we're kickin' it now." Oontz tss chikka tss oontz tss chikka tss "Lay down your sweet raps, Chaz"
Chaz T. Buffletuff demonstrates. The beats wash over you like a waterfall of hypnotic rhythm.
OOC: Nestromo: I am finding myself repeating Chaz's beatbox instructions.
Damien Eggbert cannot continue. He is amazed.
K'ssu Fr'ssi folds her arms over her chest.
Damien Eggbert says, "Aw yeah, Chaz"
Damien Eggbert says, "Man"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Once you've got that all down, it's time to start spicing it up. Lay down some flavor, DJ style."
Trevor Wildshard asks, "What happened to you, doc?"
Damien Eggbert asks, "Just puts you right in the mood for a rap, man?"
Damien Eggbert says, "I'm lying here with my captain practicing beatboxing"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Wzzzzzzzzzzz wakkakkaaa"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Slow down the end for style."
Trevor Wildshard says, "I thought he was stripped of rank"
Damien Eggbert says, "A captain that raps is the only true captain"
Damien Eggbert says, "Alright captain"
Damien Eggbert says, "You've heard my flow"
Damien Eggbert says, "It's your turn to go"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Oontz tss oontz tss oontz tss"
Damien Eggbert says, "I laid down a courtroom rap"
Damien Eggbert says, "Too bad the HoS is full of crap"
Damien Eggbert says, "Let me lay down the rhythm"
Damien Eggbert says, "You lay down the jive"
K'ssu Fr'ssi groans, rubbing her forehead.
Damien Eggbert says, "We're kickin' down"
Damien Eggbert says, "IN THREE FOUR FIVE"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "ONE EIGHT SEVEN ON AN UNDACOVA CAP"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Suckas be bustin', lurin' me inna trap"
Damien Eggbert lays down that sweet beat.
K'ssu Fr'ssi says, "Khss..."
Damien Eggbert says, "Oontz tss chikka tss oontz tss chikka tss"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "The streets are harsh, no justice for a playa"
Hy Staqes starts bopping his head to the sweet beats.
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "But in a jail cell, I'm a goddamn rhyme slaya"
Damien Eggbert slows down the beat, shit's serious for this part
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Suckas went and took my hat, my most precious thing of all"
K'ssu Fr'ssi says, "What a wassste of time, you don't have rhyme, you are jussst a sssilly little fool, who thinksss you are cool, get out of my brig, before I lay down the ssssting."
Hy Staqes says, "That was some schoolyard shit bro"
Chaz T. Buffletuff says, "Oh shit side sass from the cops"
Chaz T. Buffletuff salutes.
Hy Staqes says, "Schooooooolyaarrdd"