Ghetto construction

[atomic1fire]

On that note this isn't really a ghetto construction, and probably will compete with the janibow (which is a rad idea), but I really think it would be funny if you could combine the horse mask with the mop to make this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_horse_%28toy%29

Clown would probably steal the janitor's mop and a horse mask and ride it around.