Traitor barber item: Ivory-handled straight razor

[BaneOfGiygas]

A regular razor should be just fine for this. What syndicate barbers need is an urumi, that crazy Indian razor whip sword, so they can give people "haircuts" from four tiles away!

I decided to look up some YouTube videos of this thing, and...hooooly shit.

I like this idea; why wait for people to come and get haircuts when you can bring the haircut to them?