Best moments ever thread 2.0

[atomic1fire]

I became so fat that round I had to borrow a prison uniform. I also drank a syndicte suicide pill and ran face first into a shoot out, surviving two shots to the head. I then beat myself with a stun baton after being trapped as a fat prison uniform wearing man in security. I was probably the worst lawyer, but it was a good nongoon round.

Also some other guy claims that he helped me cheat by spiking your drink with chloride or something.

Still pretty funny.