Goonhub
01-15-2013, 10:49 PM
that was me, actually, and it just so happened the round I chose to play a drunk captain gimmick was a nuke round.
after the drinking contest, I briefly returned to the bridge to give a nice monkey my spare ID and a laser gun, changed into the captain's "parade" outfit, and returned to the bar to get properly sloshed. after hearing about syndicates I briefly checked my office again to see the disc was missing and decided to just ignore it and keep getting drunk.
on my way back I briefly walk through a firefight in the hallway, pausing to force the unconscious head of security to drink from my flask. at some point while getting hammered a syndicate agent runs in, followed by two security officers. they engage in a fierce gunfight mere feet away from me as I combat the shaking screen trying to grab a beer bottle.
the syndicate manages to take down both the sec officers, but then the monkey leaps out of the kitchen with the energy gun in hand and finishes off the syndie. medical and security personnel teem into the bar to clear out the corpses as their captain sings to himself.
tg also apparently has fat mobs still as myself and several other bar patrons became quite corpulent and shed our clothes to waddle to the escape shuttle as the crew evacuated. the barmen thankfully brought a giant booze closet along with him, allowing me to keep drinking, puking all over the shuttle, to the disgust of the judgmental cyborgs.
a successful shift!
after the drinking contest, I briefly returned to the bridge to give a nice monkey my spare ID and a laser gun, changed into the captain's "parade" outfit, and returned to the bar to get properly sloshed. after hearing about syndicates I briefly checked my office again to see the disc was missing and decided to just ignore it and keep getting drunk.
on my way back I briefly walk through a firefight in the hallway, pausing to force the unconscious head of security to drink from my flask. at some point while getting hammered a syndicate agent runs in, followed by two security officers. they engage in a fierce gunfight mere feet away from me as I combat the shaking screen trying to grab a beer bottle.
the syndicate manages to take down both the sec officers, but then the monkey leaps out of the kitchen with the energy gun in hand and finishes off the syndie. medical and security personnel teem into the bar to clear out the corpses as their captain sings to himself.
tg also apparently has fat mobs still as myself and several other bar patrons became quite corpulent and shed our clothes to waddle to the escape shuttle as the crew evacuated. the barmen thankfully brought a giant booze closet along with him, allowing me to keep drinking, puking all over the shuttle, to the disgust of the judgmental cyborgs.
a successful shift!