Best moments ever thread 2.0

[DyssalC]

did the omj challenge, which was go 20-20 for traitor objectives. reward was tempmin, if loss was a weekban
objectives were
Objective #1: Assassinate Lascival Hexane, the Scientist.
Objective #2: Assassinate Redbeard Rum, the Staff Assistant.
Objective #3: Assassinate Rafael Cox, the Medical Doctor.
Objective #4: Assassinate James Scotchbutt, the Janitor.
Objective #5: Assassinate BOLD BULL, the Hollywood Actor.
Objective #6: Steal the AI's neural net processor.
Objective #7: Amass 32991 space credits.
Objective #8: Steal a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Objective #9: Steal a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
Objective #10: Escape on the shuttle alive.
Objective #1: End the round with a budget of over 50,000 credits.
Objective #2: Assassinate Dullis Watson, the Staff Assistant.
Objective #3: Assassinate Prae Sett, the Medical Doctor.
Objective #4: Assassinate Hotawhat Baabhabhiat, the Medical Director.
Objective #5: Assassinate Roland Molotov, the Barman.
Objective #6: Assassinate Sailor Dave, the Staff Assistant.
Objective #7: Steal a RCD.
Objective #8: Steal a jetpack.
Objective #9: Amass 28116 space credits.
Objective #10: Escape on the shuttle alive.
Objective #11: Steal the AI's neural net processor.

While reading that list I was hoping one of those would be "Die a glorious death" along with "Escape alive on the shuttle".