Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Conor12]

This is a button that will kill you if you press it.
A button. One that kills you (if you press it).

This is Tombstone.
Here lies Oar Dehrv, and Oar Dehrv's clone. They touched the button.

This is Official Caution - Oar Dehrv.

Oar Dehrv has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Being literally too stupid to live. on 31/01/53.
Issued by: Ben Pomson - Security Officer