Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Geoff Goldman says, "The shuttle is already here you fuck"
Dions Dopamine says, "shut up nobodys falling for it"
Geoff Goldman says, "Go take a look at escape"

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The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
the drinking glass shatters!
the drinking glass shatters!
the drinking glass shatters!
the drinking glass shatters!
The greater domestic space-bee dies!
The greater domestic space-bee dies!
Meat Cube has been hit by Meat Cube's right arm.
Meat Cube has been hit by Meat Cube's heart.
Meat Cube has been hit by PDA-Meat Cube.
Meat Cube has been hit by Black Gloves.
Geoff Goldman has been hit by Geoff Goldman's left arm.
Geoff Goldman has been hit by Geoff Goldman's right arm.
Geoff Goldman has been hit by Geoff Goldman's left leg.
Geoff Goldman has been hit by Geoff Goldman's right leg.
Geoff Goldman has been hit by Geoff Goldman's heart.
Geoff Goldman has been hit by Black Shoes.
Alfred Vanleer has been hit by Alfred Vanleer's right arm.
Alfred Vanleer has been hit by Alfred Vanleer's left leg.
Alfred Vanleer has been hit by Alfred Vanleer's right leg.
Paul Random has been hit by the bullet.
Brendan White has been hit by Gary Pinney's left arm.
Brendan White has been hit by Gary Pinney's left leg.
Gary Pinney has been hit by Gary Pinney's heart.
Brendan White has been hit by Brendan White's left arm.
Brendan White has been hit by Brendan White's left leg.
Brendan White has been hit by Engineer Headset.
Brendan White has been hit by Brendan White's ID Card (Miner).
Brendan White has been hit by Optical Meson Scanner.
the decent glass window was hit by Meat Cube's left leg.
the decent glass window was hit by Meat Cube's right leg.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by the water bottle.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by Industrial Space Armor.
the steel-reinforced decent glass window was hit by Paul Random's heart.