New Traitor Item: Syndicate Tarot Deck

[Sam Guivene]

"DESTINY DRAW!" says You-Gotta-Go the Wizard, as he throws a card at Joe McPubbie. The card lands flat against the befuddled assistant's face, shortly before electrocuting him to death.

"NOT SO FAST," shouts Said-yo Mama the chaplain. "YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!" The chaplain tosses his blessed foil card at the wizard's face, and in a flash of light and bedazzling, the bearded asshole is banished back to the anime void from whence he spawned.

Honestly, an anime action deck that actually functioned would make a hillarious and probably effective traitor item too, I'd approve it.