The Good Sec Thread(tm)

[Shoddy]

I fed a prisoner Unstable Mutagen that a chemist gave me because he wouldn't stop being shit! Now he's too busy having epilepsy and blindness to be shit! I didn't beat the shit out of him so it's okay, right?? I'm a good Sec Mans, right???

And then the entire rest of the world goes "no, that's not alright, you're an awful person." Then you move onto Discount Dan's, but whoops, that can cause disabilities too! Okay, fine, now I'll just take some sleep toxin and inject that, the sleep mimics brig time! But no, that's awful too because inevitably someone who's sleeping gets their shit robbed before they can wake up! But none of these had me laying a finger on the person, why is it bad???

Here is why these punishments are bad: Discount Dans is basically a high potency poison that can kill you dead if you have enough of it. Unstable mutagen causes random mutations ( Blindness, Deafness, epilepsy, Autism (CANNOT BE FIXED)

Seriously, do i even need to describe to you why feeding someone poison and mutagens instead of a brig is bad?
There is a line on creative punishment and that is crossing it by a long shot.
Let me explain the rampant shittiness, by feeding unstable mutagen you are giving them a chance of being permanently crippled for the round, as well as having disability's which blind them and make them deaf so that they cannot even heal themselves.
This isn't remotely related to the law or justice, this is something an assistant would do to a chemist in a personal vendetta and possibly get banned for.

As with DD's, that shit is a highly potent poison, hell one spray of a heated soup can can instantly kill you.
I've had DD cups light me on fire and deeply poison me with harmful toxins until death, this is seriously some of the worst poisons you can put into someone.

So in summary: Not only are these punishments completely dumb and unbecoming of an officer, they harm people way more than a beating with a baton. These punishments put people's spaceman lives in danger as well as severely disabling them.
Seriously brig times aren't supposed to be fun, they are supposed to let someone cool down, serve their time, and gather their thoughts or organize a breakout.

Only occasionally is making a death maze a good idea, like a captain who tries to laser everyone for breaking his dumb new everyone is a cat and must meow like and calling it mutiny.

Hell i've gotten my hands dirty as an officer. but please don't outright poison or disable someone because you don't want to wait 10 seconds to get to the brig.

What you seem to be trying to do is say " Welp i didn't beat him half to death! i just poisoned him and disabled him and put him to sleep half to death!"

I see no difference except your methods are a lot more harmful.

I ain't got nothing personal, but damn those methods are P dumb. :|

PS: why would you even use any of these punishments to "simulate" brig time instead of using an actual brig timer?