Chaplin Needs.

[APARTHEID]

Once upon a time, as I'm told, the Chaplain -did- have several different abilities to choose from according to their choice of religion.

The Bible is the last remaining bit of that quid, given that Imams were given (due to a horrid lack of taste) suicide vests that allowed them to detonate wherever.

(Also, rabbis could give circumcisions, so yeah. That.)