Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Berrik]

How about a Gorrila kit?
Comes with:
A Gorrila suit.
Enhances your strength and allows you to pick up and throw heavy objects at people!
A Cigar.
Filled with OmniZine so it heals you as you smoke it!
A cool hat.
Makes you...cool.
Dual banana tommy guns.
Shoots special bananas that splat over the targets face and rendes them temporary blind.

This is stupid.