Remove the Genetics job and

[DyssalC]

I'm fairly sure we had this discussion about two months ago among coders, I'm not sure what the conclusion was though. I will say this: if corpses are piling outside Genetics, destroy the stationary DNA machine and steal the Port-A-Gene and hold it for ransom or space their monkeys or simply mutadone hypospray "J. Pubbie Fuckstick". Fucking with genetics is an art form similar to playing a clown.

If that's not working find the MD, HoP or Captain and have them demoted or replaced.

To find the HoP you have to usually transcend the boundaries of conventional time and space.

There we go.

But seriously, removing genetics is a bit much.

Ya, some shitty geneticists don't clone people, but sometimes some shitty people don't send them through the morgue chute, which is how geneticists know that a body is there. They get a little ping and a message, and bam, they know.

And if geneticists aren't doing their job despite it being incredibly obvious that they have bodies to clone, just do what Marq said. Make their life hell. They're neglecting the most important and easiest part of their job? Fuck 'em. You reap what you sow.