Goonhub
12-30-2014, 12:59 PM
So this happened earlier today. I rolled a Traitor Medical Doctor and decided to go with a set up of a Sleepy Pen, which would be fueled by two large beakers of nondescript pen-murder fluid, and a variety of poison bottles. Setting out with the goal to murder most of the station, word arrived over the radio that there was a wraith roaming about. Seeing as I was in medbay at the time, I ran down to an empty pathology, and, in non-radio talk, called for the wraith to watch me. I always try something like this when I'm antagonist and there are wraith reports, but this was the first time that I ever got a response from the wraith. While can't exactly remember what they said, they said in a rather spooky manner that I better make some dead bodies.
And so I did. With use of the sleepy pen, and a variety of fancy poisons I proceeded to quietly (Ignoring the panicky effects of Spider Eggs) poison roughly half the people in and around medbay, all while the wraith was doing spooky stuff. Medbay essentially became a non-functional living hell that round, with blood, bodies, and random crap scattered absolutely everywhere. To add to the mess, someone in electronics made a crap-ton of C-Sabers, resulting in everyone having one, and a few instances of possessed dead bodies wielding them. On a side note, admin fudgery made all the doors on the station wooden, meaning everything could be accessed by everyone. As the round progressed and the number of dead increased I got sloppy in murder. I outright murdered a remaining geneticist in the nearly-empty medbay with a c-saber. Unfortunately, there was a witness to this, a Security officer who had just been cloned. They quickly geared up before I realized they were a problem, stunned me, gave me a congratulatory c-saber wack, and proceeded to porta-brig me to an empty Security.
In empty sec, I called upon the wraith to aid me when I was released from the porta-brig. (Side note: Around this time the AI started calling living medbay a gateway to hell occupied by blood gods that should be avoided at all costs. Just something I found amusing.) The Sec officer who brigged me arrived and then proceeded to drag the porta-brig to the sec-pod bay, presumably to space me. I warned him that nightmares were coming, and almost immediately the wraith attacked by bringing items in the area to life. I was freed from the porta-brig, and as I ran through wooden doors and away from a living donut, a possessed toolbox spoke to me and roughly said, "YOU HAVE GOT BALLS."
That was essentially that. Despite my attempts to live, my objective was to die. So I poisoned a few more people, the shuttle was called, and then I attempted to offer my body to the wraith by committing a radio announced suicide at escape. Unfortunately, a witness panicked, and tossed my body into a disposal vent, preventing the wraith from absorbing me. The wraith had, however arrived, but they turned material. Despite all the wraith's efforts, it was then brutally killed for a what I found out was a third and final time. I said thanks to the wraith, and then the round was over.
I feel like this is what the coders intended for the Wraith to do. On a side note, it was a otherwise pure traitor round, so I give my support to letting the wraith into non-mixed rounds like that one was. Let this be as evidence against any nay-sayers.
And so I did. With use of the sleepy pen, and a variety of fancy poisons I proceeded to quietly (Ignoring the panicky effects of Spider Eggs) poison roughly half the people in and around medbay, all while the wraith was doing spooky stuff. Medbay essentially became a non-functional living hell that round, with blood, bodies, and random crap scattered absolutely everywhere. To add to the mess, someone in electronics made a crap-ton of C-Sabers, resulting in everyone having one, and a few instances of possessed dead bodies wielding them. On a side note, admin fudgery made all the doors on the station wooden, meaning everything could be accessed by everyone. As the round progressed and the number of dead increased I got sloppy in murder. I outright murdered a remaining geneticist in the nearly-empty medbay with a c-saber. Unfortunately, there was a witness to this, a Security officer who had just been cloned. They quickly geared up before I realized they were a problem, stunned me, gave me a congratulatory c-saber wack, and proceeded to porta-brig me to an empty Security.
In empty sec, I called upon the wraith to aid me when I was released from the porta-brig. (Side note: Around this time the AI started calling living medbay a gateway to hell occupied by blood gods that should be avoided at all costs. Just something I found amusing.) The Sec officer who brigged me arrived and then proceeded to drag the porta-brig to the sec-pod bay, presumably to space me. I warned him that nightmares were coming, and almost immediately the wraith attacked by bringing items in the area to life. I was freed from the porta-brig, and as I ran through wooden doors and away from a living donut, a possessed toolbox spoke to me and roughly said, "YOU HAVE GOT BALLS."
That was essentially that. Despite my attempts to live, my objective was to die. So I poisoned a few more people, the shuttle was called, and then I attempted to offer my body to the wraith by committing a radio announced suicide at escape. Unfortunately, a witness panicked, and tossed my body into a disposal vent, preventing the wraith from absorbing me. The wraith had, however arrived, but they turned material. Despite all the wraith's efforts, it was then brutally killed for a what I found out was a third and final time. I said thanks to the wraith, and then the round was over.
I feel like this is what the coders intended for the Wraith to do. On a side note, it was a otherwise pure traitor round, so I give my support to letting the wraith into non-mixed rounds like that one was. Let this be as evidence against any nay-sayers.